Ever met one of your biggest heroes? I have. Even though I was scared to death of her because you never know what is going to come out of her mouth.

When I first saw her coming down the hall the hotel at Type-A Con 2012, (Shameless plug: Click here for a 25% off coupon for Type-A Con 2013.) I literally hid behind a pillar. Heather and Susan laughed at me, because in general I’m wide open and not skeert to approach people. However, Anissa is different. Her honesty and irreverence inspires and terrifies me.

She liked me because we share thieving tendencies and aren’t afraid to tell the internet.

So I did what any other groupie would do. I harassed her until she let me write for her.

I’m so proud to present my first contribution to Aiming Low. I’m also humbled and honored to be a part of such an amazing group of writers. They are all funnier than I am, but only a little bit. So you should read their stuff too. But still like me better, because I’m territorial like that.